Cockclap

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Cockclap is a fuckin pimp dude. He’s fuckin awesome and so cool. He is a character that has constantly appeared in the borderlands franchise, and in other games like poker night 2, grand theft auto V, and your moms bedroom. He cant climb stairs because handsome jack took his stair climbing technology. Cockclap died (its ok he’s fine now) at handsome jacks house from Being plowed in rough gaysex. Cockclap is an immortal Being though, and from his temporary death every other claptrap unit that was inferior to him (all Claptraps) just fucking died immediately.

cockclap aids The main characters in all the borderlands games in their quest to find cool guns. cockclap would totally go and kill people, but he’s too busy with his job in the sex industry to do anything. (If you’re wondering what he would possibly do for the sex industry, his mere presence can make men and women orgasm everywhere)