John


 * There is very little information known about John, but what is commonly agreed on by everyone is that he could be a being of immense power. The limits of his power, or what he can do with his power, are unknown. What’s known, though, is that John’s presence has been recorded throughout history: from cave paintings of him to photos of him playing poker with Abraham Lincoln (The photos are genuine it’s really John dude). Nobody has ever seen his house, and he is only present in certain situations: if you are alone and there are no cookies in the house, you can ask John for cookies and he will appear and give you a fresh batch of cookies (I haven’t tried them before but I heard they’re good.) John also loves poker and can be seen playing poker with heavy tf2 whenever it’s poker night. This is all we know about John, and to be honest we would rather keep it that way.