William howard taft

(NOTE: LITTLE-TO-NO INFORMATION IN THIS PAGE ACTUALLY RELATES TO THE REAL WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT. because of this, i am supposed to refer you to an actual wiki page about Taft. If you were looking for a shitpost, though, you’re in the right place.)

William Howard Taft is the 27th U.S. president of the United States, and is currently a member of the Sans Club (put a link to the sans club page here when it’s made.) he initially died in 1930, but was brought back to life by the sans club in late 2019 with obamium, although this was an accident as they were trying to revive Abraham Lincoln because they wanted to know if he actually said his famed quote: “a house divided against itself cannot party rock.”

Taft‘s role in the sans club is to manage all of the politics that the club apparently has to face, as very few people would actually listen to the sans club’s leader, Sans. Usually, the politics that sans club has to face is pretty stupid, and often has to do with the C.I.A and U.S. Government asking ”where the hell did they get obamium from And how the fuck is William Howard Taft alive?”

Taft currently lives in the Sans Clubhouse, which is the place where most members of the sans club stay. Much like in his presidential years, he has a huge bathtub In his room as well as a really nice and comfy bed which i wish i had (mr. Taft please tell me where you got that mattress)