Winton

(if you were, for some reason, looking for a real article about Winston, click right here.)

Winton Is a giant gorilla that was born on the MOON!!!! He can talk and is quite smart, and he goes “ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh!” Sometimes to be funny. He got off of the moon by entering an escape pod and flying to earth, while accidentally bringing Hamston with him. When winton landed on earth he was greeted by Gamer and they became best friends forever.

Winton likes to fly around in his jetpack and tickle people with a funny Tesla canon that he made all by himself In third grade. He likes to eat bananas and peanut Butter, but often refuses to take bananas from people who offer him one, and he says to them “no thank you I’m full really I had a cheeseburger earlier it was really good.”